Well FML...it is possible

Holy Batman Robin! It is humanly possible for an semi-out-of-shape female to do 400 sit ups in less than a half hour and then turn around and do 200 push ups in the next just-under-a-half-an-hour. How do I know this you ask? Well, I just did it :-( So go fuck your face Internet BMI that stated that I'm a fat ass and should probably diet and exercise before I die :-p Now, it hurts to eat a bowl of cereal though * insert the human ouch sound as the spoonful of cereal reaches the mouth *