When the babies get sick

So...the last couple of days have been sort of intresting...
Since Thursday my days have been a colorful spectrum of shit.
But this morning tops them all...

My baby shit on the floor, the stupid dog started licking it while we tried to get the bath going, my kid's chest hurts from dry heaving, and I swear you can't close the windows in the bathrooms because you need a M40A1 to enter it in the first place. The doctors say it is just gastroenteritis...I say "FML! Where are those yellow Rubbermaid gloves?" I am surprised that my husband and I are the only two not affected yet but I probably am just speaking too soon. So here is too a weekend that is fuller (in amount of) shit than even our elected party members can top. Yay...