My kind of Twlight...I can WATCH it now without wanting to stab myself in the eye

Disclaimer: I am going to write this post even though I fear the repercussions of having some Team Jacob/Team Edward fanatic hunt me down and subject me to watching these movies over and over again (like my daughter does with every Barbie cartoon that has ever been made) so let the Twi-bashing begin:

I don’t know about you but I really never understood the whole Twilight craze; especially those fanatics that never even read the books. If it weren’t for that half-naked guy, Taylor whats-his-face and my insistent Twi-hard girlfriends I would have never wasted the approximate 450 minutes of my life to watch these movies in the first place. For me, the-watching-of said Twilight movies made the idea of sticking rusty, blunt and dangerous objects in my eye seem a whole lot more entertaining than actually having to watch the movies will ever be. I have read the books, they sucked too, don’t get me wrong though I will admit that something about them (the books) sucked me in and made me keep reading (I think it is because I have a secret addiction for paranormal romance novels – hmmm, guess it’s not a secret anymore…fuck, oh well…just an FYI: JR Ward and Sherrilyn Kenyon are way better at writing sexy vampire novels). Anyways where was I; Oh, that is right…I read the whole Twilight saga but I couldn’t tell you what was so appealing about the books. Stephenie Meyer was either a genius writer (which I doubt, anyone heard of The Host? Yeah, that is what I thought) or an evil witch with the ability to bewitch printing machines. I choose to go with the latter. Anyhow, youtube channel toonsmyth and animator Myke Friedman were able to make Twilight bearable for me to watch. I believe it makes the whole Jacob, Bella and Edward triangle a lot more visually stimulating if you ask me. I am just waiting for the porn parody to come out. I think I would probably enjoy that more ;-) Anyways, without further ado, please watch the youtube video from the toonsmyth channel below:


Video Courtesy of YouTube Channel: toonsmyth

Twilight Eclipse with Bella Edward and Jacob in an animated parody by Myk Friedman